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Pieces Of Eight

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Play It Again: Promoter Has One-Track Mind About Eight Tracks

Tiny Tim's Former Manager Hopes to Open Museum for Obsolete Music Format

DALLAS—Last fall, more than 200 people crammed into one of this city's premier contemporary art galleries for a three-day show. The white walls, accustomed to paintings that sell for thousands of dollars, were home to less rarified fare.

The show? Eight Track Tapes: The Bucks Burnett Collection. "It was packed," says gallery owner Barry Whistler.

Presiding over the affair was James "Bucks" Burnett, a portly fellow with long gray hair and a white beard. He wore a tailored brown suit covered with images from the album cover of Led Zeppelin's 1973 Houses of the Holy. Strangers showed up offering boxes of eight tracks, which Mr. Burnett happily pawed through, plucking out dusty rarities and putting them on display.

The positive response "led me to think maybe I'm not insane," says Mr. Burnett. But it also helped him realize that a brief gallery show simply can't contain his vision for the hard plastic tapes, one of the clunkiest and most short-lived music formats of all time.

He wants to open an eight-track museum. "There are only two choices. A world with an eight-track museum and a world without an eight-track museum," he says. "I choose with."

Shortly after the show, the planners of a music conference in Denton, a music-loving college town about 40 miles north of Dallas, made Mr. Burnett an offer. They would find him a vacant space and pay $4,000 to build a temporary museum for a one-month run beginning Friday.
The Man Behind the (Eight-Track) Music

 

James "Bucks" Burnett has amassed a collection of about 2,000 eight-track cartridges.

Mr. Burnett accepted and is readying his collection for another display, this time in a former lingerie factory in Denton. He plans to showcase and play a few hundred tapes, including a baby-blue copy of The Who's "Tommy," a copy of the "Easy Rider" soundtrack with sun-bleached cover art signed by Peter Fonda and a rare copy of Lou Reed's 1975 avant-garde homage to noise called "Metal Machine Music."

This isn't the first time that Mr. Burnett, a long-time record-store owner, decided to venerate something the world was ready to forget. He edited the now-defunct Mr. Ed Fan Club newsletter for a decade. He managed the ukulele playing vibrato singer Tiny Tim and produced his final album.

At 51, he hopes to find a permanent home for his beloved eight-track collection. He has assembled a board of directors and is preparing to incorporate a nonprofit organization. "There are certainly lesser topics that have museums," Mr. Burnett says.

Peaking in popularity in the mid-1970s, eight-track tapes—about five by four inches—were made to be stuck in a back pocket and carelessly flung onto the vinyl seat of an AMC Pacer. They are the music version of cockroaches, hard to destroy. A 40-year-old tape can still sound rich and full.

Eight tracks were also revolutionary. They were the first truly portable music format, able to be played in a car, and therefore the forerunner of the Walkman, the boom box and even the iPod.

William Lear, better known for his eponymous jet, invented them in the early 1960s in part to provide music in the air. The format never quite took off above the clouds, but it did on the ground. In the 1960s, the eight track was a breakthrough in automobile music. It provided a much fuller sound than the sonically limited AM radio signal.

But the eight track's time atop the music-format food chain was brief. Its downfall was the cassette, which was smaller and ran longer, but was initially dogged by poor sound quality.

Companies poured research into cassettes, developing new coatings and tape material. In 1972, the famous "Is it live or is it Memorex?" advertising campaign began the process of convincing the music-buying public to give up their eight tracks.

When a cassette recording of Ella Fitzgerald, in a famous commercial, smashed a wine glass, the slow decline of the eight track had begun, says Jim Anderson, a professor at New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music.

Of course, the cassette was soon overtaken by the compact disc, which had superior sound quality. And today, the CD is giving way to digital downloading. Last year, Americans purchased 301 million compact discs and downloaded 78 million albums. They also downloaded 1.2 billion songs. Vinyl records sold 2.5 million. Only 34,000 albums were sold on cassette, according to Nielsen SoundScan, down from 105 million a decade ago. Nielson doesn't track eight-track sales.

Some brand new eight tracks are still made and sold. From her house in Arlington, Texas, Kathy Gibson, owner of KTS Productions, can crank out 10 an hour by hand, if the splicing machine isn't acting up and friends don't call on the phone to chat.

Last year, Cheap Trick, an American rock band that still performs but had its heyday in the late 1970s, placed a small order for its new album. It was popular enough that they asked for a second—and third—batch, she says. They are currently on back order, says the band's manager.

Eight tracks still show up on eBay and can command a premium. A quadraphonic eight track tribute album to the iconic rock band Led Zeppelin recently fetched $152. Mr. Burnett says finding some tapes—anything by trumpeter Miles Davis for instance—is really tough.

Mr. Burnett, who got his first job at a now-defunct Dallas record store in 1974 after winning an Alice Cooper-look-alike contest, didn't start collecting eight tracks until 1988, when he found an odd looking copy of the Beatles' White Album at a flea market. He decided to build a complete eight-track collection of the Fab Four, an endeavor that took more than two decades.

Along the way, he started selling eight tracks at his record store—by accident. He displayed a tape of the British punk band the Sex Pistols that he had bought for a dime on the wall near the cash register of his store.

"To ward off potential purchases and because I didn't want to sell it," he put a $100 price tag on it. "Then one day this girl came in and pulled a c-note out of her purse and bought it."
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He recently sold off a good chunk of his CD collection to raise money to buy a few hard-to-find eight tracks for the gallery show. He hopes the permanent museum, whenever and wherever that might be, will be self supporting. He plans to charge a $5 admission fee.

Until that day, he continues working part-time jobs as a cashier at a local bakery and record store. His love of music—mostly classic rock—is keeping him going while he tries to turn his dream of a museum into a reality.

A couple nights a week, after his wife goes to sleep, he unwinds by listening to an album on headphones.

He doesn't own a working eight-track player. "Collectors buy things, they don't use things," he says. Instead, Bucks Burnett listens to his music on compact disc.

The Paul And Spike Show... LIVE!

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Radio Six International has existed in many forms for more than forty four years, and this Friday night, Paul and Spike kick off their special day-long celebration of ten years streaming online with an unprecedented live EVENT! Yes! "Event" in upper case letters, that's how important it is!

For two hours, The Boys will be inviting your live comments and input as they broadcast from the mountain state directly to Radio Six's Glasgow studios. It's your chance to be in instant live guest, commentator or general pest via email, Skype or the TPASS Google Wave.

Drop by starting at 7pm US/e and midnight Saturday morning UK time, live via www.radiosix.com, and 1pm Saturday morning New Zealand time via 88.5 World FM in Wellington NZ.

Hop on and talk about what-the-hell ever you want to... Share your week in stuff, rebut a point, introduce a new one. It's all open. The email address is: theusualaddress@gmail.com - Skype ID is "Taskerlands" - and the most recent TPASS Google Wave is always at wave.paulandspike.com

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Live Blogging The 2010 Oscars, 11pm til Closing Time.

part three!

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0004 - and boom goes the dynamite.  G'night everybody!

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2359 - Picture: The Hurt Locker.

I said: Bloody Avatar.  Holy crap!

Speech: They seem as shocked as I am! 8 out of 10!

@ElwoodJBlues BOOOOOOOOOOM! Suck on that, Avatar.

@ebertchicago Guys half drunk, watching at home: "That Kathryn Bigelow is a fine woman."

@BillCorbett Also, Kathryn Bigelow: please love me?  Even though you directed POINT BLANK, I think we could work it out.

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2355 - Director: Katherine Bigelow (Male Gigo... wait, no.) for "The Hurt Locker"

I said:  James Cameron (Avatar).  Dude.  It didn't win.

Speech: She seemed genuinely surprised. 7 out of 10.

@ElwoodJBlues Kathryn. *stompstomp* Bigelow. *stompstomp* Kathryn. *stompstomp* Bigelow. *stompstomp* Kathryn. *stompstomp* Bigelow. *stompstomp*

@elverbo James Cameron, suck on that!

@ebertchicago "Well, the time has come," said Barbra Steisand, before naming BIgelow. We'll see that moment replayed for years.

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2245 - Best Actress: Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side)

I said: "Meryl Streep (Julie and Julia)"  Although, on reflection, it was stupid on my part not to say Gabourey Sidibe.  Still... shocking.

Speech: Feh.  It may have been honest, but it felt insidery.  But she thanked her mum, so that gets a point. 4 out of 10.

J: ffs and the academy award for an accent and hairdye goes to...
@BillCorbett RT @apelad "She has to keep thanking people or this bus will explode!"

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2335 - Best Actor: Jeff Bridges.

I said: "I'll be honest... I couldn't give a toss about anything in this category."

Speech: Excited.  Thanked his parents, his wife (of 33 years) and his kids.  Bless. 7 out of 10.

J: jeff bridges finally!  fingers crossed he'll be back there in a coupla years for tron2 :-P

I have to admit, it's a little disappointing that, once more, Easy Reader gets jipped on an Oscar.

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2320 - Kathy Bates!  Never before and never since has a best actress award been given to a more deserving artist.  "Misery" is what happens when two great actors meet a great director, directing a great script.

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2319 - Best Foreign Language Film: El Secreto de Sus Ojos - The Secret of Their Eyes (Argentina)

I said: Un Prophete - A Prophet (France)  Merde!

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2311 - @AIannucci I'm sitting in front of Rupert Murdoch. What should I do to him?

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2307 - Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry's "Tyler Perry Fails To Be Funny".  By Tyler Perry.

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2301 - Did Matt Damon just come out to the "just one cornetto" tune?

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Live Blogging The 2010 Oscars, 9pm - 11pm.

part two.

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2254: Best Visual Effects: Avatar.

I said: Avatar.  Meh.

Speech: scattered, and little more than a list of names. 4 out of 10.

@weecuppatea Avatar gets the one award it deserves - take away the FX and you have a really derivative and boring movie

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2252: Best Original Score -"Up" 

I said: Avatar (James Horner).  VERY glad to say I was wrong.

Speech: All the Pixar people seem to be genuinely nice, passionate people who are keen to encourage people rather than beat them down. 9 out of 10.

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2247:  Aha, here to flail around to the nominees for Best Original Soundtrack is a gang of people flipping their hair back and twirling each other around.  Yawn.  Oh, you can do three backflips in a row?  Good for you, son.

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2238: It's the "Christ, I thought he pegged oot years ago!" / "it's been longer than a year since he snuffed it, surely!" section.  Incidentally, if that's the best James Taylor can do live, I'm glad I didn't mortgage my house for tickets last time he was in town.  Shocking.

@tigerpop James Taylor : "some are dead and some are...well, they're all dead."

J: except michael jackson.  you could cobble together a whole new him from all the old bits of him he got cut off
@ebertchicago No Farrah Fawcett in the memorial tribute? Major fail.
@aimeemann Lot of outrage over here over leaving out Farrah from Death Parade.
@Caissie I guess Farrah Fawcett's death wasn't cinematic or auto-erotic enough?
@trumpetcake My only conclusion is that Farrah Fawcett is obviously still alive.

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2236:  Oh, Avatar won another one.  Big surprise, even bigger whoop.

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2235:  Controversial comment of the day - Sandra Bullock may well be our generation's finest physical film comedian.  She needs to stop acting.

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2234:  @Neil_Hamburger Not enough God-thanking this year. Pretty cocky; God watches this shit and the San Andreas Fault is about to blow!

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2225:  Best Sound Editing and Best Sound Mixing.  Does this category exist in the Bollywood version of the Oscars?  Or is it retitled "Best Non-Worst Sound"?

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2220:  A salute to music in film.  "Fletch" conspicuous by its absence.

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2216: from an email by Michael Moore:

Some critics have hailed "The Hurt Locker" because the film "doesn't take sides" in the Iraq War -- like that's an admirable thing! I wonder if there were critics during the Civil War that hailed plays or books for being "balanced" about slavery, or if there were those who praised films during World War II for "not taking sides?" I keep reading that the reason Iraq War films haven't done well at the box office is because they've been partisan (meaning anti-war).

The truth is "The Hurt Locker" is very political. It says the war is stupid and senseless and insane. It makes us consider why we have an army where people actually volunteer to do this. That's why the right wing has attacked the movie. They're not stupid -- they know what Kathryn Bigelow is up to. No one leaves this movie thinking, "Whoopee! Let's keep these wars going another 7 years!"

James Cameron has been targeted by the crazy right, too. Because -- and Fox and Rush have this one correct, too -- "Avatar" is, in fact, an allegory for America -- a land stolen from an indigenous people who were slaughtered, a nation that not only allows corporations to call the shots but let's them privatize our wars (wars in distant places with the objective of controlling a dwindling energy resource), and a people who seem hell-bent on destroying the environment.

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2215:  A tweet from the man himself.

@AIannucci Ah well. It's still a hoot!

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2213: Best Costume Design: The Young Victoria.

I said: "something that's not The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus".  Curses.  Foiled again.

Y'know, I would much rather have had Heath Leadger nominated for best actor for that than Batman.

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2209:  Art Direction: Avatar.

I said: Avatar.  Duh.  Next.

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2200: Best Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique (Precious)

I said: Mo'Nique (Precious).  Duh.

Speech: Irrationally defiant and borderline angry.  Did I do something wrong? 0 out of 10.

@manostorgo If Mo'Nique thinks politics weren't involved in her nom/win she's got a long road ahead of her

@ElwoodJBlues The academy may not be about politics, but her acceptance speech sure was.

@elverbo Mo'Nique sure is dramatic for a stand-up. She attended Jamie Foxx School of Acting.

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Best Adapted Screenplay: Precious.

I said: Geoffrey Fletcher (Precious)  I was right.  Bugger.  It should have been Armando.

Speech: stop crying. 1 out of 10.

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2143: Best Make-Up:"Star Trek"

I said: @spikester "best make-up" sounds more like a category in the MTV movie awards.

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2134:  Best Short Film: "Logorama"

Sorry, not up on these.  The only time I've not snoozed through this category is when Aardman are up for something, or the time Dawn Lodge from TV's "Number 73" won an oscar.  She didn't accept in rollerskates, more's the pity.

Best Documentary Short: "Music By Prudence".  It's a brand new da-hey-hey-heeeyyy-ay.  *ahem*  Never mind.

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2119:  Aww, a tribute to John Hughes.  "Baby's Day Out" is conspicuous by its absence.

@elverbo Molly Ringwald looks like a sad, sad stripper.

@ebertchicago John Hughes. The sight of Molly Ringwald and Matthew Broderick brings back so many good memories.

@JElvisWeinstein Pretty in Pink...kinda startling in purple.

@ebertchicago What a great Oscar moment! The children of John Hughes.

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2117:  Best Original Screenplay: Mark Boal, "The Hurt Locker".

I said: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen (A Serious Man) Pah!  Wrong!

Speech: Meh.

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2105:

@ElwoodJBlues - Miley looks like a country-fried hooker.

@ebertchicago "Up" also wins Best Picture? Not a chance. It got all its votes in the animation category.

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2100:  Best Animated Film: "Up".  I was right.  Well deserved.

I said: Should Be: Up - Will Be: Up

Speech: Sweet, and he made his wife cry.  9 outta 10.

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Live Blogging The 2010 Oscars, 7pm - 9pm.

Because... why not?

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2050:  Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds).  I was right.

Speech: Grateful and short. 8 outta 10.

@ebertchicago  Lip-reading Stanley Tucci: "No hope."

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2040:  If your personal Oscar drinking game included pounding one back every time the hosts made a cheap "hey!  There's [actor]! Glad to see you here!  [insert pish movie-related joke here]!!" then you might want to call for an ambulance now.  If you're lucky, you won't be dead by the time the paramedics get there.  This is the best they've got for an international broadcast, supposedly celebrating the movie industry's best of the best?  Really?

  @JElvisWeinstein  Kind of a "Company Christmas Party" approach Steve and Alec bring to the proceedings.

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2037:  My brother in law just described steve martin and alec baldwin's entrance onstage as "the most lavish civil ceremony you're ever likely to see".

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2035:  Aha!  So "what promises to be the greatest opening to an academy awards ceremony in decades" turned out to be Dougie Howser singing a barely smile-raising song slightly off-key.  Good start then, eh?

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2032: Prediuctons, round 5.

BEST PICTURE

Should Be: Up or District 9  - Will Be: Bloody Avatar

BEST DIRECTOR

Will Be: James Cameron (Avatar) - Should Be: Any bloody other film than bloody Avatar.

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2030:  I would love to one day walk down the red carpet at the Oscars.  I'd look awesome in my new suit, waving to people, taking in the atmosphere.  And when one of these vacuous nobodies jams a microphone in my fizzog and says "ooh!  Squeal!  Spike Nesmith!  eeee!  Who are you wearing tonight?"  I can smile, take a deep breath, and say, "I bought it at JC Penny.  It cost less than fifty bucks, because I have PRINCIPLES and I don't spend a stupid amount of money on stupid things when people are starving in the world, and there are people less than a hundred miles away who can't pay for their medical care."

Them I'll flick the Vs at her, walk off muttering and be a You Tube legend.

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2020:  Predictions, round 4.

BEST ACTOR

I'll be honest... I couldn't give a toss about anything in this category.

ACTRESS

Probably Should Be: Helen Mirren (The Last Station) - Probably Will Be: Meryl Streep (Julie and Julia)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Should Be: Stanley Tucci (The Lovely Bones) - Will Be: Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds)

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2017:  @higginbothamp  OK. Gonna have to turn off my PC until the Oscars are over. I view the Oscars the same way Sarah Palin views book learnin'.

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2013:  You have GOT to be shitting me.  They're going to refer to "Precious: Based On The Novel 'Push' By Sapphire" as the title ALL NIGHT?  Give me a friggin' break.  Everyone knows what you're talking about, nobody gives a toss what it's based on.

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2010:  Predictions, round 3.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Will Be: Mo'Nique (Precious)

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

Should Be: Un Prophete - A Prophet (France)

(not seen the others, or experienced any hype)

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Should Be: Bob Peterson, Pete Docter, Tom McCarthy (Up) - Will Be: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen (A Serious Man)

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2005:  Roger Ebert dry-humps the Oscar:  http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=EB&Date=20100307...

Any why not?  I paid $20 to see "Knowing".  That's sort of what I feel Hollywood did to me.

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2003:  Watching the Oscars via The Pittsburgh Channel.  Even though I hate Pittsburgh with a burning white-hot passion, because their airport cops are a bunch of wankers who don't get shot at enough, I'm hoping they'll be less incompetent than my local ABC affiliate, who run their TV station in the same way a gang of nuns would run a piss-up.

The broadcast has started, which means we've got at least another 45 minutes before anything happens.  Coming next, on ABC's coverage of the academy awards: look how much work it takes to bore me.

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1958:  Predictions, round 2.

BEST ANIMATION

Should Be: Up - Will Be: Up

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Should Be: Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche (In the Loop) -Will Be: Geoffrey Fletcher (Precious)
BEST ART DIRECTION

Should Be: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus - Will Be: Avatar

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1954:  @BlackCanseco If Mo'nique loses tonight she's gonna throw dishes and furniture at the winner. #basedonatruestory #oscars

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1951:  @weecuppatea  ffs they're letting Gerard Butler present an award at the #oscars. Stop validating his ludcrous career!

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1948:  Predictions, round 1.

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Should Be: District 9 - Will Be: Avatar

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Should be: Up (Michael Giacchino) - Will Be: Avatar (James Horner)

BEST COSTUMES

Should Be: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus - Will Be: something that's not The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

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1944:  From Mystery Science Theatre/RiffTrax genius Bill Corbett:

@BillCorbett   I've opted to watch the OSKARS instead -- a celebration of creepy little German kids with drums.

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1943:   ABC are showing a trailer for this season of "Dancing With The Stars".  The term "stars" may contravene the trades descriptions act.

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1941:  Tweets from Dr Who/Torchwood writer James Moran:

@jamesmoran Interviewer to George Clooney: Hi George! We chatted at the Golden Globes! (like he'll remember) In fairness, he may well remember her unique brand of incompetence and shrieking

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1936:  This is why it would be awesome to see "In The Loop" win tonight.  Apart from the obvious reasons, natch:

http://carpetbagger.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/07/a-tame-night-for-the-in-the-...

There’s not much that can be reprinted from our dinner with the cast and writers of “In the Loop,” mainly because we were laughing too much to write stuff down. A British satire about a certain war in the Middle East, nominated for a screenplay Oscar, “In the Loop” is known for its bawdiness. The dinner, on Saturday night, was more tame – just a few jokes about Hitler as a motivational speaker and Jeff Bridges’s mustache being the best part of “Crazy Heart” – you know, the usual. And Armando Iannucci, a screenwriter and the director, did note that when Miramax executives wanted to buy “In the Loop” after its Sundance premiere last year on the condition that the filmmakers re-edit it, he told them to go expletive themselves.

“In the Loop” was eventually picked up by IFC, which changed nothing. “It’s the biggest film we’ve ever released,” said Jonathan Sehring, president of IFC Entertainment. “It’s really given me great faith in the system that the Academy would recognize it.”
 
The movie has almost no chance of winning. “I’d rather lose to ‘An Education,’ ‘District 9’ or ‘Precious,’’” than “Up in the Air,” one of the four screenwriters said (he begged not to be named). Another, Tony Roche, worried that he would embarrass himself on the press line. “To paraphrase a character in the movie, I worry that I will soil myself, give out my PIN number or be outwardly racist,” he said. He thought a minute and added that the PIN number was the least of his worries, “because I’ve spent all my money to come over here and buy a suit.”

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1932:  message on chat from my sister: 

J: just heard the best ever acceptance speech advice - don't laundry-list, dude
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1930:  Some perspective on the important things in life, via back to back tweets from competing news organisations:

 @msnbc  The 82nd Academy Awards kick off at 8pm ET. We’ll tweet the biggest prizes. Full Oscars coverage: http://bit.ly/97n6bi

@cnnbrk  The remains of Amber DuBois, 14, have been found in East County, California http://on.cnn.com/bcMamy

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1929: @ebertchicago

Don't know why Clooney was walking behind the press stand, but he was friendly to fans behind the chain link. They NEVER see anything.

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1924:  As you might be aware, I'm not paying any attention to the red carpet nonsense.  I mean, really.  I'm having enough financial problems at the moment, I really don't care to watch a bunch of pampered arseholes talk about the four million dollar dress they're wearing, or what's in their opulent free gift bags.  Besides, I don't think Armano Iannucci will be asked anything, and he's the only person I really care about tonight.

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1919: ABC showing some sort of retrospective Barbara Walters Interviews type show.  She just had Mo'nique on a few minutes ago.  As you might expect, softballs a-plenty and nothing challenging, like "how de ye no' have a proper bloody name?"  Oh, they jsut ran footage of Jimmy Kimmel walking down a staircase BACKWARDS!  Bwhahahaha!!  COM-ED-DEE!  It, like the man himself, was hilarious.  </sarcasm>

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1913:  Here's a good start, via  @SquidyUK, who says "Once again, ladies and gentlemen, the Oscars' worst ever moment: the opening number of The 55th Academy Awards in 1983"


Aw yeah.  Check back often this evening.  It's only going to get better.

Music Through Perfectly Legal Means. No, Really.

Evil, I tells you! EVIL!

Look at this! The South By Southwest festival is offering almost three and a half gigsworth (metric) of free MP3s. All of them DRM-free! And what better way to spread all this legal music - legally - than by Bit Torrent?

http://sites.google.com/site/sxswtorrent/2010

Is most of the music shite? Yeah... well... probably a good percentage of it is. But that's not the point. It's a perfect example of the technology working perfectly - nobody is responsible for the massive bandwidth drain of offering something for free, Bit Torrent works as a collaboration, with everyone who wants it and everyone who has it working together to spread the load around. It's a perfect example of why completely shutting down the technology because some people (ahem) use it for not-so-legal means from time to time is a ridiculous over reaction. It makes as much sense, as my conservative friends like to point out, as punishing gun companies when bad people kill people with their products.

Dear Livestream....

Dear Livestream,

In your pathetic attempt to blame being a distant third on the fact that the other two (more popular) websites that allow users to stream seem to  encourage piracy, and through your "look! look! look what's popular on the EVIL sites! Piracy!" collection of links, you reminded me that I was missing the Scotland Vs Czech Republic game, which I found streaming live on Justin.tv. As there is no legal way for me to watch this game in the United States, I thought I was up a certain river, lacking a specific rowing device. Thanks! I'm watching it live now.

As for the quality "legal" entertainment that's currently the most popular on Livestream, I can't say I'm heartbroken that I'm missing "a different approach to betting through most statistical file versions of Greek betting company", or 'Daytrader Bootcamp'. I'll stick with the footy.

Your pal,

Spikey.

So, Save Six?

You'll've probably seen in the media this week that the BBC are planning to make a few cuts here and there.  The vast BBC website will be slashed by half, and they'll completely get rid of two digital radio stations; The Asian Network and 6Music, probably selling those spaces (or giving them away) to the commercial sector.

As they say in TV's "Dragon's Den", let me tell you where I am at this point.  In theory, I really rather like the idea of the commercial sector being given more space to expand.  God knows in this recession radio has been hit hard, so the thought of any expansion is very exciting, even if it is at the expense of a BBC frequency.  Back in the mid 1990s when BBC Radio One moved to FM exclusively, they gave their AM frequencies back to the Radio Authority (now OfCom) to be re-advertised as commercial licenses.  Thus was born Talk Radio UK which, eventually, morphed into Talk Sport and, eventually, became the only talk station outside of London's LBC to make a profit and survive more than 15 minutes on air.  But here's the rub; so far, in almost a decade of widespread digital radio broadcasting, no commercial digital-only radio station has been able to make a profit.  DAB is popular, no doubt, and the technology-loving British public has embraced it full force.  But no station that uses DAB as their exclusive distribution platform has been able to make a profit. 

So what are we likely to see 6Music and the Asian Network replaced with?  Let's look at it from a business perspective and forget, for a moment, that we're music-loving listeners and instead have been handed a blank radio frequency with which we have six months or less to hammer into shape, or the company we work for will give us The Spanish Archer.  Bottom line is that whatever radio station you decide to fill the digital void, it has to make money, or have the potential to make money within a reasonable timeframe.  That's the big bad world of capitalism, like it or not.  A sad (and, often, overlooked) fact about radio programming is... I almost feel bad telling you this... generally, people like to hear songs they recognise on the radio.  Sorry.  I know all you music geeks who have had that wet dream of "if I could only own a radio station, I'd play music that *I* like, and I'd play bands nobody else has heard of, because I'm PASSIONATE, and everybody would love it because I'm PASSIONATE and I have the bestest taste in music in the whole wide world ever, so THERE!", which is fine and dandy for student radio or a bedroom shoutcast stream, but in the cutthroat world of profit and results-driven business, what rules is what makes money.  And there's no money to be made with that business model on a national scale.  So, what we're looking at is two digital niche stations that will be replaced with, undoubtedly, a top 40 station and maybe a modern rock station, owned by a larger media conglomorate, filled with programming that is probably pre-recorded.  Why?  Because it's cheap, and because when they sell commercials on a company-wide basis, they can claim larger distribution and charge more.  We all like to think that commercial radio stations are there to be entertaining, and they are, but the purpose of that entertainment is to make you stick around long enough so that you'll hear as many commercials as possible.  TSL, or the average time a person spends listening to the station, is a huge part of selling airtime to potential advertisers.

Harsh?  Sure.  Hard to swallow?  Maybe.  The truth?  You betcha.

The BBC, as many of you know, is a taxpayer funded organisation, created from a royal charter and controlled by a board of governors (now called the BBC Trust).  Because funding for the BBC is mandatory through a tax known as a 'license fee', it has a lot more money and resources to play with than the commercial sector; a sore point for some working in its shadow.  Its funding is guaranteed each year and doesn't depend on sales or sponsorship or PBS style begathon pledge drives.  But because it's funded differently and its budget is guaranteed (assuming David Cameron and his crackpot cronies don't piss all over it when they win the next election), doesn't it make sense that the BBC - as a self-proclaimed "public service broadcaster" - should be the ones to provide services that would be unprofitable?  Is it not a better public service to fill those gaps and allow the private sector to profit from the formats that can make money?

Full disclosure: As you can imagine, the content of the Asian Network is not aimed at someone like me, and aside from the musicless edit podcast of Adam and Joe, I'm not a 6Music listener.  In fact, most of the time I've listened to it, the music has been unlistenably shite.  But I know a lot of people who do listen to it, and who are upset that this niche station, which is obviously put together extremely well, is going to disappear.  It's an expensive station to run ($10m per year is one estimate), but I wonder how much Radio One costs in comparison; a station format that is more than catered to by commercial radio, in spades.  Ditto Radio Two (and I *am* a R2 listener), is it not possible that commercial radio companies could easily cobble together a national 35+ station of comparable quality?  What if Radio Five and Five Extra stopped paying for sport coverage and left that for the commercial companies to fight over and, instead, concentrated on covering more news?  The BBC is the envy of the world when it comes to its news department, but I don't think it's as revered worldwide for its ability to play the top 10 songs three times an hour, or its ability to tell you whether Stirling Albion won or not.  I feel safe in the knowledge that pretty much anyone could do that.

It's obvious that this move is director general Mark Thompson making voluntary cuts now, rather than waiting for the Thatcher-worshipping David Cameron tory government-in-waiting to demand them.  But is there not a better way to make those cuts than to abandon niche services?  If the idea is to reduce the size of the BBC's budget and allow the commercial industry to expand, even if it just means a bigger jukebox-o-hits with added "heeyy, that was [X], this is [Y] on [Z] radioooooooo", surely there are sections of the corporation that could be cut that would cater to both, instead of alienating unprofitable minority groups.

Just an idle thought.